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"Instead of organizing and cleaning my house, I pin ideas on how to organize and clean my house. The irony is not lost on me." And then pin jokes about pinning tips instead of cleaning.

Funny Family Ecard: If you are going to scream like that, you better be on fire with a stick in your eye.

My daughter doesn't do that shit. And parents that allow their kids to.well I will light you on fire and put a stick in your eye!

The Pity Train has just derailed at the corner of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a stop at Get The Hell Over It. WORD!

Funny Confession Ecard: The Pity Train has just derailed at the corner of Suck It Up Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a stop at Get The Hell Over It.

I've decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!!

Funny Confession Ecard: I've decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!

yep this is so true. I promise I'm not just being rude...I just can't think of anything nice to say that wouldn't be a lie. ;)

Mom always told me if you cant say anything nice, then dont say anything at all. And some people wonder why Im so quiet around them.Via someecards

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Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: No really, I love taking time out of my busy schedule to explain something that should be common knowledge to a person in your position who gets paid more than me.

It's all fun and games until you have to wake up and be a parent at 6 am.

"It's all fun and games until you have to wake up and be a parent at 6 am." But change parent to Nanny for me.

Scrolling for birth year

Nothing makes me feel old like having to scroll down to find my birth year.

I set my clock ahead to prevent being late...all it really does is sharpen my subtraction skills

I set my clock ahead to prevent being late. All it really does is sharpen my subtraction skills. ~ My alarm clock.

I'm starting group meeting at my house for people with OCD. Not because I have it, but surely one of them will be bothered enough to clean it. E-Card

Im starting group meetings at my house for people with OCD. Not because I have it, but surely one of them will be bothered enough to clean it. - I have OCD but not of the cleaning sort;

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was 9, I felt cool with my new markers.

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was I felt cool with my new markers. The crayon box with the built-in sharpener was the hippest thing ever invented back then

:-)  i don't understand your specific kind of crazy, but i do admire your total commitment to it. lol!

:-) i don't understand your specific kind of crazy, but i do admire your total commitment to it. - Let's celebrate al kinds of crazy!

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