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    I can't even with this bullshit.

    Perhaps imagination is telling intelligence to shut the fuck up when you spell intelligence wrong.

    Yes, let's teach our daughters that sex makes you cheap and dumb.

    For one of my inspirational quote posts

    And I'll be honest. I fart a lot. So some days, it's HARD.

    (but not necessarily where you pee on it)

    Love is friendship set on fire!

    Uh... but you probably better let the other person in the relationship know about that.

    Also, never suck someone's toes because you never know what they walked through barefoot.

    Those who use errant commas, once used no commas at all OR Those who skip periods, at least use extra commas


    I can think of a word for that. It starts with "H" and ends with "ump."

    And then you DIE.

    Do fart jokes count?

    I can't even handle me at my worst.

    I would have... um... ice cream and birth control.

    I don't know, but if it means cooking dinner in a dress and high heels every night, I'm willing to try.

    Just a thought: She might need more than shoes.

    I know it's supposed to be spiritual and stuff, but.... BAHAHA.

    Inspire to Inspire (WTF does this even mean?)

    The Pain Of Being Overweight (uh, probably not)

    Marriage is getting to have a sleepover with your best friend, every single night of the week (hurrrl)