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This is sort of a feel good post. (Despite the photo above) Kind of giving myself a pat on the back right now. A few things I did today were very Brave.  Today, was the first day I took both children to the swimming pool. Alone.

This is sort of a feel good post. (Despite the photo above) Kind of giving myself a pat on the back right now. A few things I did today were very Brave. Today, was the first day I took both children to the swimming pool. Alone.

I love Zooey the most tho~ :3  This is the one I was talking about. @Kayli Nearn

One of their dads has some serious explaining to do

I love Zooey the most tho~ :3 This is the one I was talking about. @Kayli Nearn

I have no problem with Lady Gaga (can I get a 'You and I' up in here?!!), but this is kinda funny...

I have no problem with Lady Gaga (can I get a 'You and I' up in here?!!), but this is kinda funny...

The Defibrillator Toaster     My mom would be so annoyed every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming:   WERE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!  DONT YOU DIE ON ME!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CCS OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!  Hes bread, Jim.  Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M  ----------------  If we dont restart his heart , hes toast!  JESUS CRUST.  JAM IT!   Daddys in a butter place now, kids.

The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming: WERE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP! DONT YOU DIE ON ME!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CCS OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!! Hes bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M ---------------- If we dont restart his heart , hes toast! JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! Daddys in a butter place now, kids.

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