Annoying girls who like to drunk text my boyfriend need this

Annoying girls who like to drunk text my boyfriend need this

Therapy helps…but screaming obscenities is faster and cheaper!

Therapy helps…but screaming obscenities is faster and cheaper!

Hmm... I wonder if this would actually work as an excuse.

Hmm... I wonder if this would actually work as an excuse.

Michele you will so paste this one. Sorry I had to say it  lol but true You're amazing

Michele you will so paste this one. Sorry I had to say it lol but true You're amazing

we would need at least two of these in my household, different tasts live here

Jesus would be so proud…

we would need at least two of these in my household, different tasts live here

Getting them undressed (or redressed) is like wrestling an alligator...Will pass out anywhere...Poor decision making skills...Argumentative...Speaks gibberish...Cries for no apparent reason...Zero inhibitions...No personal boundaries...Spontaneous vomiting...Poor short term memory...Gets belligerent if you take away their beer [insert favorite toy here]...One track mind...Loses everything...One volume setting – LOUD!

Getting them undressed (or redressed) is like wrestling an alligator...Will pass out anywhere...Poor decision making skills...Argumentative...Speaks gibberish...Cries for no apparent reason...Zero inhibitions...No personal boundaries...Spontaneous vomiting...Poor short term memory...Gets belligerent if you take away their beer [insert favorite toy here]...One track mind...Loses everything...One volume setting – LOUD!

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