"The sexiest thing in the entire world is being really smart, and being thoughtful, and being generous. Everything is crap, I promise you. It's just crap that people try to sell you to make you feel like less. Be smart, be thoughtful and be generous"
No wise words, but a wise decision-maker: When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you, but because in that brief moment when the coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you are hoping for.
I take bitch as a compliment. I know you mean it derogatorily, but like Tina Fey says, "Bitches get stuff done." Therefore, when you call me a bitch, I assume you're intimidated by my initiative & strength.