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...and besides, salads generally make poor plot devices but alcohol makes interesting things happen.
funny but also a little sad... why do we have to drink to have a good time? Alcohol is tasty though...
Alcohol. Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad. #quote
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Alcohol- just made me laugh!
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Alcohol.. So true
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Made me laugh out loud (Yes mom, I'm aware it has the "F" word in it...but that doesn't mean it's not funny!)
My first Pinterest Quote... before I knew how to pin... My life for sure.
@Emma Smith @Ellie Schwartz posted this but i thought you'd laugh ;)
#Quotes Not excellent design but damn funny.
no kidding, why not? so true to my life!
Definitely makes me smile!
Always give 100%... unless you are donating BLOOD :)~ ... click this image for lots more #Funny pics & hilarious #quotes
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funny quote...i could easily see myself saying "whatever you do always give 100%" and a student coming back with the "unless you're donating blood"
Whatever you do always give 100% - Funny quote says that whatever you do, you should always give 100%. Unless you are donating blood.
Whatever you go always give 100% ... unless you're donating blood. :D Quotes. Humor.
Donating blood is a good thing to do, but let's be honest: don't give 100% :D
Whatever you do always give 100% #Funny #Quote #Nurse #Health #Blood #Donate
I shouldn't be laughing at this but it's funny.
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I told Rick to say this the other day and laughed so hard!!!!! Love him for always being such a sport!
This is hilarious! Totally did this to my husband, he didn't know why I was laughing at him after a few minutes
Brandon is going to laugh so hard he pees himself, because I just sat here doing this!!!! Damnit!!
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This really made me laugh...
Haha..his made me laugh. :)
Made me laugh :)
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Funny! I tell my kids stories of the days before answering machines & things called busy signals....when I tell my grandchildren these stories, it will be fun!
This is just funny! I've been told by my husband that I am in fact, not older than the internet. It's been around since the 60s.
In the future, I'll tell my kids and grandkids that I am older than the internet, and blow their minds forever.
Sadly, this is today's reality...for me, but not for my kids. They never knew a time when there was no Internet...
What's funny is it will already blow Ian's mind but @Gustavo Mejia, my oldest son...well, he's older than the Internet too!!! LMAO So I don't feel so bad!
fact: this is funny. I can see it now... :) And I can't stop laughing!!
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Truth is....I have maaaanny things to tell them, hehe
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If you say "gullible" slowly it sounds like "oranges" Totally fell for this... THREE times, then on the fourth, burst out laughing!!! D'oh!!! -kh
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Ohhhh I fell for it! I've been told I'm very gullible. I will believe ANYTHING. haha if you say gullible slowly funny quotes funny quote funny quotes humor
:)OK...this IS funny. I said gullible slowly....then even more slowly and after about the 8th time I finally got it. I am still laughing at myself.
You know you're doing it. Right. Now. #gullible #oranges #funny #humour #quote
funny thing is I said orange out loud, very slowly, LOL
That is funny stuff
Omg...haha!! Very true!
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Betty White is one of my favorite people ever, I love this quote! So funny...and so true!
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Words of wisdom from Betty White. I love her! Totally inappropriate but too funny!
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Funny Betty White Quote Sorry y'all. But I love some Betty White.
Classic Betty White... I love it! I'm laughing so hard!
Too funny ....but so true!! I love Betty White
gotta love Betty White! #bettywhite #quotes
betty white quote:) omg I love her
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Haha, this is me. I don't "agree" just to appease an argument. I need complete truth and balance, even if I am the one who is wrong. I can take it! "I'd agree, but then we'd both be wrong."
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"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong" sign. LOL this is hilarious. Def gonna say this in the next argument I'm in!
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"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong" sign. Yep, I want to say this to Sam pretty often ;)
Is it sad that my husband and I both loved this quote? More sad that I could totally see us saying "WE'D agree with you, but then we'd ALL be wrong?"
I used this quote on my mate a few weeks ago! I'm glad he laughed :)
I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong. Funny stuff.
so true..... Then we would both be wrong....
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This is so true! As I have grown older, I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of Cake! How true lol #quotes #saying #wordart #wallart #motivation #inspiration
As I have grown older I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible.Pissing everyone off is a piece of cake!
As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake. (lol so true. but actually when you get older you really accept the fact you can't please everyone, in fact you don't even try anymore. When you go through that "passage" you know you're passed a milestone which you serve you well in life.
quotes about not pleasing everyone - Hahaha truth!
#funny #quote made me laugh
"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
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''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big~ you always made me laugh, i thought i always made you laugh too
after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
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my favorite Sex and the City quote!!! Mr. Big <3
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So true! (Mr. Big - Sex and the City)
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Funny baby products. "Pull to sound alarm" pacifier. Clever =D Repinned from Beverlyann Nash-Gibson
"Pull to Sound Alarm" pacifier! So cute $4.99 at http://www.cornerstorkbabygifts.com/Pull-To-Sound-Alarm-Silicone-Pacifier.html #baby #babies #pacifier #buy
Pull To Sound Alarm Silicone Pacifier. When I have kids, I am going to make this! so clever!
i wish they had this pacifier when my kids were babies. too funny.
Too funny!! And oh, so true if your baby loves their pacifier!!
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Cute baby gift idea.
So Chuck Norris is Voldemort? O_O
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SOME Chuck Norris jokes make me laugh. This one is hilarious. I am curious what Chuck Norris thinks about these. I hope he thinks its as funny as we do!
I don't know why this is so funny but it is. Something about chuck norris jokes that get me. . .
I can't help it. I still LOVE the Chuck Norris jokes. Hear me giggling, snorting, guffawing.
I don't normally care for Chuck Norris jokes, but I couldn't help laughing at this. :)
Chuck Norris is Awesome. He also likes his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns...
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Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare he only eats unicorns. #funny
Chuck Norris is the only man to eat unicorns, too. Lol!
Chuck Norris eats unicorn meat for Adam :)
Sayings, Quotes, Truth, John Wayne, Funny, Johnwayne, True, Life Is Hard
Life is Hard. This one's for my dad, since he loves John Wayne and I know he'd agree with this saying.
No one could say it like The Duke! That is if he actually said it!!! There is no movie where this is actually quoted! After the death of Gary Cooper, who reigned the West in the movies, John Wayne became known as the "Last American Cowboy".
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Could not have said it better myself! lol #quote #funny #johnwayne
Funny john wayne quote life is hard its harder if youre stupid
John Wayne speaks the truth! My all time favorite quote!
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sheldon <3 Sheldon Cooper from the Big Bang Theory quotes. I love good humorous quotes to get me through the day and week. These are a few that make me laugh hysterically.
Sheldon Cooper from the Big Bang Theory. Probably my absolute favorite character on tv. Besides the Spartacus actors. ;)
There's just something about Sheldon off The Big Bang Theory;) . I have a thing for him. lol! I guess it's the geek in me
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I love sheldon cooper so much..The Big Bang Theory is such a good ab work out-Sheldon makes me laugh the most:)
I lov Sheldon so funny .....Sheldon's Quotes.. from The Big Bang Theory!
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Big Bang Theory Sheldon quotes too funny!!
sheldon's quotes #bigbangtheory #tv
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yeah, that's how I feel about some people. u can only say this if this has happen to you!!
If you've ever stepped on one, you know it doesn't feel good. This is so funny!
so funny! i feel like cooper would say this @Cassandra Castleberry
BWAHAHAHA. best insult ever. Or a Barbie shoe! this so true!!!!
Step on a Lego. Yeah, that's how I feel about some people...
My new saying when someone makes me angry... hahaha!
Funny insult but so true. No worse torture exists
Haha! The Worst!! Funny comeback!
I hope you step on lego. #Quote
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Funny Quote Scientists have yet to explain how 300 people can be working at a Walmart but only 4 registers will be open
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was a walmart cashier for about two months once. Its because they hire based on the dept. so someone in the fitting room couldn't cashier. still funny
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So true - I think we need to post this one in Wal Mart for sure.
isn't that the truth #EpicFunny #Humor #PeopleOfWalmart
It's like Walmart is laughing in our faces!
Funny stuff, so true!
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I have died a thousand deaths. - MM sez: Me too! Me too! There are so many things today - especially on and through the internet social sites that mimic the old "chain letter" threats if you don't comply.
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"This happened because I didn't forward that chain letter on Facebook, huh?" - Alex "How can you make jokes right now?" - Ethan "Humor is better than sitting in sadness." - Alex
Haha, or any of the "if you don't repost, you won't repost, you're not one of the % that will repost, something good/bad will happen to you if you do/don't repost...who actually posts these things? Or for that matter, sends chain letters. LOL!
LOL!! "I hate it when I don't forward a chain letter, and I die the next day." #humor #funny
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This made me laugh out loud, tooooo Funny!!
Giggled. I hate these things
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I had a T-shirt with this saying on it. Always wanted to wear it to work, but thought better of it! The best thing i have read today | Collection of top 40 most #funniest #quotes of all time
This reminds me of about 14 years of my life...ok...not the whole 14...but certainly 2005-2010. lol! Funny stuff right there!
If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport. (wow! some days this is JUST how i feel!) :-)
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"If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport" The places I could pin this sign.....
If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport, a little crude, but effective!
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