Women are like angels. When someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly, on a broomstick. We're flexible like that!

Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right and the other is the husband

Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right and the other is the husband

it would be funny if it didn't happen to me all the time.... (and! it should be "realize" not "realized" dang it)

it would be funny if it didn't happen to me all the time.... (and! it should be "realize" not "realized" dang it)

Actually, this still is not true.  There is no such thing as a short supermodel...

Actually, this still is not true. There is no such thing as a short supermodel...

Question for the interviewer that will hire me for this job: wine IS included in the benefits package, right?

Question for the interviewer that will hire me for this job: wine IS included in the benefits package, right?

Giving your best friend 'the look' when someone is being annoying as hell.

Giving your best friend 'the look' when someone is being annoying as hell.

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