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I text my husband every time his snoring wakes me up. It's only fair that I wake him up, too. (Insert evil laugh).
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Your e cards: I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face
Nope. I love you even when you snore. Watching you sleep next to me, is amazing.
..this is only funny because my husband is snoring super loud at the moment...
I love you so much ! ... Except when you snore !
I'm sure this is an exact quote from Dave.
#funny #humor #ecard
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Big Boob Problems @Christina Childress Childress & Quezada see, it's not all it's cracked up to be! ;) OMG YES SO TRUE!!!!!
Seriously... So true, having had huge boobs with a small body all of my life I hate them. I can never quite accept women paying to get them & if someone I know is getting a boob job I always think hell if you pay for the surgery you can have mine, I'll have your little boobs any day. Apart from the awful back aches big boobs means men nearly always talking to your chest, a sweet simple top looking like an advert for hooters & other women hating you instantly before you even open your mouth!
busty girl problems. No scrappy tank tops. <<<<I'm laughing so hard right now
busty girl problems. How true is this. I don't have um but it's funny!
busty girl problems. Isn't this the truth!?
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Big boobs Problems - aint this the truth!
Haha so true! Big boob problems!
Sure do :)
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Guilty. It's probably some sub conscious thought because I'm married to a man who is gone....all the time lol
i tell people this all the time. they are mine and i can do what i want with them!
lol...this is why guys wish they where us haha..I do this all the time!
Sometimes I grab my boobs =D! haha. so true
I totally play with my boobs all the time
I thought I was the only one! lol
The perks of being a woman, lol.
The joys of being a girl
Story of my life
Funny because it's true.
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It takes about 2.9 seconds for me to go from 'this is the best day ever' to 'I want to stab every person on planet Earth'.
My life right now. Tell people you're out of chips before they order a combo!!!!
Funny because it's true. But I really do need to work on that haha
This morning on my way to work actually
Seems like every day of my life...
yep...its called going to work!
This is my life today.
Funny (but true)
hahaha. too true.
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Happy Valentines Day lololololing
haha yay! Happy Valentines Day
Happy Valentines Day to me!!
Happy Valentines Day
haha so true
@Amanda Wilbourn-Leggett remember when you called me from walmart so that you wouldnt have to talk to someone who was there? good times.
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lol, I do this all the time! I hate the awkwardness of running into people you have no interest in seeing.
Yup...I do that all the time when info back home and run into people from high school
I have only done this a million times in my life..
Every time I see someone from high school
hahah truth. i hate awkward situations
hahaha yesss! Happens all the time
This is totally me!!
hate awkward moments
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True story. Very relevant to how i feel today #ecard
This made me laugh hard!
Ain't that the truth...
Oh so true! Funny ecard
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15 ways to show disrespect to your husband Ask questions that you really don’t want the answer to, but are just pointing out how stupid you think he is, like, “How could you possibly…??”Roll eyes.Interrupt.Purse lips and scowl as he contributes his thoughts.Argue without acknowledging his idea... (Click picture for more)
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How to Get a Healthy View of Sexuality When Your Past is All Messed Up (an amazing true story) #marriage
Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 90 Pics This is so true about me!!!
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15 Ways to Show Disrespect to Your Husband... and how to avoid them.
15 Ways to Show Disrespect to Your Husband...
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Art Today I dont feel like doing anything. Except you, Id do you. @Lauren Ellam funnies
Today I don't feel like doing anything. Except you, I'd do you.
I should text this to my husband!!
Hmmm :) hahaha so funny
LOVE lazy days hahaha
It's true! Can't sleep all damn night and never more tired than when it's time to get up!
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Folgers got it wrong. The best part of waking up is going back to bed after you pee. SOOOOO TRUE!
So true! Wake up to let the dogs out, pee and go back to bed. (at 3 a.m.)
The best part of waking up is going back to bed after you pee
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Lol so true when you're pregnant.
I laughed too hard for this.
Morning coffee humor
I adore this print - it's on my Christmas list but if I don't get it, I'm going to buy it for myself!
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#ModernArt by Craig Damraurer. Thought we'd share before To See as Artists See: American Art from the Phillips Collection leaves the Frist Center May 6.
Every time I see modern art I say "I could do that!" and inevitably every time someone says "yeah, but you didn't"
Modern Art = I Could Do That + Yeah, But You Didn't.......by Craig Damrauer
The best response. Modern art = I could do that + Yeah, but you didn't
One of my fave quotes, this is actually on my fridge!
modern art = I could do that + yeah, but you didn't
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My thoughts... on Modern Art
Modern art - LOL so true.
Oliver Gal 'The Time' Wall Art available at #Nordstrom Great point! I'd buy this.
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HELLO Oliver Gal 'The Time' Wall Art available at #Nordstrom Great point! I'd buy this.THIS IS A JOHN LENNON QUOTE FYI!!!!
The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. Thank goodness. My procrastination is for the greater good of my being
This should be on my grave stone!!!! Take a look at this 'The Time You Enjoy' Wall Art Print by Oliver Gal on #zulily today!
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Take a look at this 'The Time You Enjoy' Wall Art Print by Oliver Gal on #zulily today!
The tine you enjoy waiting is not wasted time. #quote
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My mother, Lorraine, taught me what love is. I love you mom and don't know what I would do without your example.
"so much of what we know about LOVE, we learn from our mother'' ( I'm 66 yrs. Old...I Still miss my mom and I think about her everyday!!! Love you Mom,,,
"So much of what we know about love, we learn from our mother'' @Joan Fisher
I know this is late, but Happy Mother's Day! This is definitely true.
AMEN. Love you mom!
LOVE MY MOM & MIL
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hair goes up, comfy clothes go on...oh wait, i go out like that in public!
Story of my life! And then pray that no one shows up unannounced, ha ha!
it's funny cause it's true, my comfy clothes just aren't stylish. sorry
This is pretty much my life. #stretchyshorts
story of my life <3 swim sweatsssss <3
My life summarized in an ecard.
hahahaha story of my life...
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True story: Sometimes when my underwear matches my outfit it makes me feel like I really have my life together. After the first few years of marriage, John stopped laughing at me and began laughing with me. Guess What?!? His boxers ALWAYS matched his outfit too!!
Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes when my underwear matches my outfit it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
Sometimes when my underwear matches my outfit it makes me feel like I really have my life together - Always - Quote - Funny -
this made me laugh til i cried because it's so true. pathetic, but true.
yep...ain't that the truth! :) want funny stuff? check out my tumblr :)
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Laughing my butt off. So true!
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My life's story. I love food so much.
true story -#lol #funny #humor
MY LIFE. but food wins. always
Totally my life. I love food
My LIFE STORY!!! <3
my life story.
Oh so true
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Only your best friend understands that when you say 'I saw my boyfriend today' you are referring to the hot guy that has no clue you exist.
"I saw my boyfriend today" hahahaha my friends and I do this all the time .
saw my boyfriend today ... the hot guy that has no clue I exist
actually my friends say "i saw your boyfriend today"
"I saw my boyfriend today" HAHA so true
haha my friend and her "future husband"
hahahahaha yeah, I used to do that.
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I do this all the time haha, or say excuse me? Then the response changes to I love you baby!
haha I do this to my husband when he doesn't use the correct word in a sentence!
Replace 'what' with 'excuse me' and you got me to a tee!!!
So true, Take note men of the world.
My husband has done this!
Words of wisdom.
I hate it when I shave my legs and then don't get laid. It was all for nothing.
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Ok so I am pinning this because it seems that when I don't shave my legs is the night IT happens. It made me laugh
Omg hahaha they made an ecard about me
This is such a true story!
This made me giggle.
Truth right there
so true lol
So true :)