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    I am not bitter. I am spicy with a slight hint of men suck!

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    I'd be super skinny if my patience with middle schoolers was the gauge.

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    Funny Confession Ecard: I switched to Herbal Essence shampoo and sadly discovered I don't have a G-Spot on top of my head like those women in the commercials.

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    I do not spew profanities. I take my time and ennunciate them properly. After all, I'm a fucking lady. @Anna Totten Helgadottir Thompson....I thought of you!



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    read my mind.