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Will those Skinny Jeans EVER come out of mothballs again ?

Unfortunately my daydreams about being skinny are always interrupted by the sound of my chewing

Anything but going on a diet...

I'm one flu away from my goal weight. Sad but true how many times I've thought this!

#Truth!!!! ;)

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

For the love of grammar! *meme/ecard bomb* - BabyCenter

For the love of grammar! *meme/ecard bomb*

For the love of grammar! *meme/ecard bomb* - BabyCenter well dang I like that word.


I Really Did Need Them

everytime I go, I get the 1 thing I DID need and a whole wallet full of random stuff.

Baby on board. Oh really? Ok. I was going to ram into the back of you car, but now I won't.

Baby on board.

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

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You know it's time for a pedicure when you can exfoliate one foot with the other one.

It’s not that I’m shy…

People who feel this is true got it wrong! Its not that your shy or won't talk to people! It's that most people won't talk to you! You have a very unfriendly personality! People stay away!

This is definitely accurate

To help ease the baby fever: Every time I see a cute kid, I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the night.

faster than the speed of light

Funny Confession Ecard: Nothing faster than the speed of light. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat. There really is an ecard for that!

You don't know me.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: screw you recommended serving size.

Rubbermaid works well for this, too.

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.