oh my heck. dead.

Yep, that's me (original statement lol)

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.: ha ha! Just heard this song on the radio yesterday. First time in a long time.

It's true!

lol, every time i get on pinterest

lawls

hahaha

.bahaha

marry me.

Happens ALL the time!

Please put this on my tombstone.

So true!!

Hate that moment when you start off like "Yes! Finally finished! Life can go on!" And then I look down and am like "Nope, of course! It's never that easy!"

stupid

Yup.

Another one for a couple of friends I know!

my wife says this to me

Karma

No one likes a quitter.