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JohnDude you have to hear this! | OMG dude no way I was about to tell you something! Both on 3, ready? 1.... | 2.... | 3! | I was at the coffee shop and I put my name as 'Primrose Everdeen', but when they called the name, some douchbag stole my spotlight and took my coffee! | At the coffee shop, they called primrose everdeen, and I started screaming 'I VOLUNTEER!!!!' and took the coffee. LOL!!

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I've done this at Olive Garden. My sister first got confused and just said 'yes', but then they repeated it and she was like 'Ohhhh salad!'. I heard and saw ALL of it. Yet I did the same thing

GirlfriendDude i fell off a fifty foot ladder just now | Really r u ok | Ya luckily i was only on the second step | U jerk u scared me