And then they're all, "What's that smell? I smell bacon. I definitely smell bacon. Where's the bacon? I smell it!" And you're laughing because he's smelling the bacon grease you just wiped on his head. His head is now delicious, but he will never know.
Why would there be a black person under the bed? the scenarios are endless! Can you give a better come back to her mom then "do you mean the black purse?" Best comment gets a bunch of laughs from me :D