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SEND ME ONE MORE GAME REQUEST *bang bang* that was my bullet hitting your head .... <- whoever said that LOL im dieing

I don't know why I laughed at this as hard as I did...

I don't always pin, but when I do I pin 5,000 things in one sitting! LOL - so true!

No One Would Ever Commit Crimes (If Spider Man's super power was shooting spiders out of his hands.)

I would do this...I am always leaving stuff on the back burner which gets hot if the oven is on. I left the diaper bag, milk, etc...i generally catch it before its too bad though haha.

I AM DYING! Look at the baby's facial expression!

I'd change it just a bit - "Good Morning, I see the assassin I hired failed."

Heard you like bad boys…

clocks that make you get up in the morning. Sorry about the cuss word but I need at least one of these

It's Morphine Time! ~~ you have to be of a certain vintage to get this joke... Oh Power Rangers.