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Um, yeah...don't touch my tree.


You claim you're a bad bitch; yet you have no house, no car, and no job. . . You're not a bad bitch. You're doing bad, Bitch! There's a difference.

true story

It's true! Can't sleep all damn night and never more tired than when it's time to get up!


Women spend more time thinking about what men are thinking than men actually spend time thinking.

Yesss! As all our friends start popping out babies, let's go celebrate our empty wombs with frozen margaritas.


There's going to be a "worse" at some point


So funny!

my life



thank you

That's real.

Like it was yesterday!


My boss told me 'Dress for the job you WANT, not for the job you HAVE.' Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing my Catwoman costume.

I know right?!?! LOL!!