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This couldn't be more true for some people in my life.

I think your iPad is going to be a great mom.--Scarey true--kids are coming to school with less vocabulary development etc.

You're kind of like my alarm clock: whenever I hear noise coming out of you I just want to hit you 5 times and then throw you against a wall. Ecard

All these moms are on #Pinterest making their own soap and reindeer-shaped treats, and I'm all like "I took a shower and kept the kids alive." | #someecards

"Thank you for your opinion and as soon as it matters to me, I will take it into consideration."