Memos from Fury: Agent Barton is reminded that chess is not a contact sport. While we're on the subject, if Agent Romanoff executes one more checkmate 'with extreme prejudice' she will be banned from the helicarrier rec room. Again.
[Submitted by: Firestorm17 All employees are to refrain from encouraging Loki to shift into non-humanoid forms. Any shape that can be described as “tentacled,” “squamous,” “rugose,” and/or “eldritch” should be particularly discouraged. On a related note, the biology department would like to meet with Thor in order to clarify the nature of several Asgardian lifeforms, particularly the one referred to as a “goat,” as there seems to have been at least one misunderstanding.]