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Don't be yourself

'be yourself' is about the worst advice you can give to some people . lol sad but true!

And gossiping behind each others backs.

Less stressful than war. If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not speaking to each other.

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i work in pjs. exercise in pjs, hang out in pjs. LIVE in pjs.

Very clever! Except that I would need a really big mosquito to get away with some of the slaps people deserve!

Tonight my husband and I went to Newks. I look over at him and a mosquito is sucking his left cheek. I tenderly with love slap his face. I say mosquito because it really was! I so thought of this quote!

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Sarcasm!!!

Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.

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I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

Sister quotes. Thank the good lord I have u misty! Love ya hooker!

I love you Mols and Em! :) I love you Mols and Em! :) I love you Mols and Em!

Spreuken.

Every guy thoughts every girls' dream is to find the perfect guy. Every girls' dream is to eat without getting fat!

Hahah so true, for every one person who actually needs/deserves it, there are 5 more who abuse it.

aint that the truth! oh and id like to afford a new coach purse like the one she just pulled her food stamps out of

Now this I must apply to myself. I don't always notice how I come across in texts or emails (that is why I prefer phone conversations). U can hear in my voice that perhaps I am frustrated or sad and not angry. -Mari

OR don't you text at me in that tone of voice.and the old saying "don't you look at me in that tone of voice." Love 'em all.

And then I said gullible really slowly and then realized I needed to repin this cause I'm an idiot.

Ohhhh I fell for it! I've been told I'm very gullible. haha if you say gullible slowly funny quotes funny quote funny quotes humor

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