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Take a BERRY Break (40 photos)

Literally dying at this right now!

With my new diet I'm hoping to reach my original weight of funny thing is that was my weight when I was born

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

Hate when this happens...

T.G.I.T

Nothing fucks up your friday like realizing that its only Tuesday - funny ecards about friday- this has been me all week!

Photo: It's FUCKING FRIDAY....

Funny Friendship Ecard: Its too bad that, even at our age, were not mature enough to meet for A drink because it will somehow turn into 7 drinks, 5

This is how I felt this whole week.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: That moment when you have so much shit to do, that you decide to take a nap instead.

Everyday of my life

Funny Friendship Ecard: Let's stay up unreasonably late tonight and then complain about how unreasonably exhausted we are tomorrow.

OCD? Come on over! ;)

Im starting group meetings at my house for people with OCD. Not because I have it, but surely one of them will be bothered enough to clean it. - I have OCD but not of the cleaning sort;

LOL, I love ecards

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

lol... i love jokes about writing nerds like me! :)

my life. and it should be "Don't you wish your girlfriend was grammatically correct like I (am)." because technically you're saying "like me is" .if we're going to be grammatically correct.

So glad he hates you now as much as I do MANdy Dennis Smith of Buchanan Va! Quit fucking other women's husbands....go home to yours, remember him...Richard Brian Smith?! What does he think of you screwing married men?! Hope he finds out!!

Funny Family Ecard: We are married. If I am pissed off at someone,so. you are pissed off at them too. End of story.

Welcome to the pitty party where others hope your finally gonna put on your big girl panties & STFU!

A friend asks if you'd like a little wine. A real friend asks if you'd like a little wine, then fills the glass to the rim.

Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.

the lesbian couple that live a block or two over who have the landscaping that i love - one of their cars is COVERED in bumper stickers.so so funny! one of us is going to need to buy an electric car and get a bunch of bumper stickers.

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