Let's be honest, some people need drunk-texting prevention measures! I just delete people's #s, or put a derisive name in the contact name..
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This is what iPhone blocking is for, I'm too drunk to undo it by the time I wanna drunk text about how scorned I am. It's awesome.
Some people NEED this. People who are habitual drunk text/facebookers should have to blow first...lol
drunk texts... always a good idea at the time, bad idea when you wake up the next morning!
Drunk texting... been there, done that... wish this was a real app
has this every happened to you?? Made me giggle!
drunk-texting protection... So funny!
Drunk texting story of my life
Holy crap I love this lol
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Ive met some pricks in my time but you sir, are a fucking cactus. #miscfun #profollica #cool #funny #comedy
I've met some pricks in my time but you sir, are a fucking cactus. --- too funny
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This is funny! and true some people can be
cactus quotes love This is my neighbour
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lol - ill move this to shits and giggles but i wanted to make sure u saw this!!! u need to hang this on ur front door!!!
Well-Behaved Children Welcome. I think I want to print this out and hang on the front door.
Halloween sign about well behaved children.... which I need more than just on halloween!!!
This is going to go beside my my front door! (I have five well behaved children!!)
Mrs. Lovett's meat pies! #Sweeney Todd Sorry had to do it!! XD
well behaved children... Love the Sweeney Todd reference!
Halloween signs: Well-behaved Children Welcome
Funny sign: Well behaved children welcome...
This would be hilarious on my classroom door
Honesty will always get you farther in life than lies ever could. A lie may open many doors but they will only be slammed in your face when the truth comes out.
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Honesty will always get you farther in life than lies ever could. A lie may open many doors but they will only be slammed in your face when the truth comes out. SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am truly amazed that a girl has to tell my son he needs to take a picture ... When he says no he doesn't want to but you throw in his face that he takes pictures with his step father. Get over the fact he doesn't like you... And you did it all to yourself
That's why I have been nothing but honest about everything. People just choose to call me a lier when the truth is staring them in the face.
So true honesty may hurt for a minute or longer but the respect and trust you earn will last longer
A lie may open many doors but they will only be slammed in your face when the truth comes out.
Don't ever feel afraid to tell the truth. If I deserve to know, tell me.
So true! The truth ALWAYS comes out and wins in the end!
The door slammed in your face.
The quote says it all
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Funny Stuff About Women Picture Photo Sign - 5 Deadly Terms Used By A Woman. www.lollygagging.net #womensdictionary
5 Deadly Terms Used By a Woman--- had to pin. We all need a good giggle :)
5 Deadly Terms Used By a Woman.... So true! I have been found!
5 Deadly Terms Used By a Woman.... so true. & so funny)
5 Deadly Terms Used By a Woman--- so funny and so true
5 Deadly Terms.. this is so funny and so true!
This is so funny because it's so true lol!
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PLEASE DO NOT DISTURB I AM DISTURBED ENOUGH ALREADY Art Print — Designspiration
PLEASE DO NOT DISTURB I AM DISTURBED ENOUGH ALREADY Art Print
humor funny do not disturb the disturbed
#Linxspiration #quote #disturbed
I need this sign at my desk! Lol
Need it for my office door!
My new motto!
So very true. Let go of ur past & quit blaming people... Forgive & forget .... Love who is in ur life today
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Forrest Gump said, "My mama said you have to let go of your past before you can move on." This is something I should look at everyday to remind me to keep moving forward.
Wise words that too few follow. People don't change, so move on to something better, otherwise you waste your life hoping beyond hope for someone who is not worthy of you. A bad seed will never grow or produce anything of value. Words to some of my students and friends.
Moving On. #inspirational # inspiring #quotes #inspirationalquotes #inspiringquotes
You can´t start the next chapier of your life if you keep Re-reading the last one.
Words of wisdom: Teach your children to keep moving forward...no matter the past.
Yup. Gotta keep moving forward and moving on!
my favorite quote
I don't always think you're a bitch but when I do...
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I don't always think you are a bitch, but when I do, I think you're a cunt - vintage retro funny quote
I don't always think you are a bitch, but when I do, I think you are a cunt -
I don't always think you're a bitch but when I do...hahaha
Bitch or Cunt? That's the question...JUST SAYING!!!
I dont always think youre a bitch
Yep, pretty much! HAHAHAHA 😆
And a giant cunt you are.
Oh man funny stuff
I still sometimes think of that girl in college, shopping with friends, hanging out, and even just being alone now and again and wonder wow ... I still identify with that same girl for most things, I just wonder how the hell I got so old. Thankfully I have weeded out some of the not so good crap that girl did, and still kept the good parts that drove her.
you got that right!
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This is so very true. I enjoy being young at heart having fun everyday. YIPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cora Harvey Armstrong - Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened
"Dentro de cada persona mayor es un joven preguntándose qué demonios sucedió." Cora Harvey Armstrong So so true....:-)
QUOTE: Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened - Don't let that happen.
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.....so true! LOL
..AS I GROW OLDER .....so true
this is so true, Wouldn't it be great if two-faced people literally had two faces so everyone around them could have heads up on what a fake they are. Unfortunately there is no way to expose the truth without being just this way. So pay close attention seek the truth yourself. Don't be a victim and choose your friends wisely.
this is so true, Wouldn't it be great if two-faced people literally had two faces so everyone around them could have heads up on what a fake they are. Unfortunately there is no way to expose the truth without being just this way. So pay close attention & seek the truth yourself. Don't be a victim and choose your friends wisely.
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Listen carefully how a person speaks about other people to you. This is how they will speak about you to other people. @Sarah Oberbeck <3
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this is so true! Too many fake people in the world!
Listen Carefully How A Person Speaks About Others
Finding out the hard way who true friends are
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So true listen carefully
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Introvert Problems. This is so me. I hate talking on the phone, if you ever call my house you would quickly find out.....I will not answer. And I'm definitely not answering the door!
Introvert problems -_- I literally have to practice what I'm gonna say before i make a phone call...
Introvert Problem #11: No one understands your intense dislike of talking on the phone or answering the door. True story.
Introvert Problems. This is so me. I hate talking on the phone, if you ever call my house you would quickly find out.....I will not answer. And I'm definitely not answering the door! Basically I do not like talking to or being around people....at all, it can put my right into panic mode!!!!
I'm not an introvert but I do NOT like answering the door!!! *hides at the thought*
Exactly! Introverts unite!! (quietly)
Introvert Problems. Totally me!
this is my life. and i love it
Introvert Problems so true
First ask ur self
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Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, 1st make sure your not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes... #Quote #SoTrue #Inspiration #WordsOfWisdom #Quotes
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes. lol
good advice....definitely need to purge the asshole count around me...
Good advice! So true most of the time.
I'm not joking. #selfesteem
Self esteem....so true
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HA! It's so true! Never thought of that hahaha
I rest my case. haha...makes me laugh!
Funny joke quote. So true!
midnight snack - so true
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Jersey Shore, The Kardashians, Honey Boo Boo, Swamp People, Teen Mom, 16 and Pregnant...... I could go on.... forreals tho Ms.gee
The Kardashian's, Jersey Shore cast, Teen Moms, Honey Boo Boo, Dancing with the stars, all reality TV stars. I could go on and on. It's disgusting that our society admires them and pays them millions to act like fools or lead by bad examples and yet we have good people out there doing things right and they choose to ignore that. Ridiculous. Wake up!
Stop Making Stupid People Famous AKA: Kardashians, Honey Boo Boo, Snookie,and the list goes on......
If someone were to ask me my honest opinion on reality TV, I would tell them that I think it is stupid. I find that most reality shows seem fake and the people are so shallow and stupid. I don't know if they are pretending to be dumb or if they truly are, but the endgame is that there is absolutely nothing special about these people. Why do we waste time watching these people instead of philanthropists or humanitarians? Why does society keep making stupid people famous? I just don't get it.
Jersey shore, teen mom, duck dynasty, honey boo boo...and the list could go on forever!
The Kardashians, Jersey Shore cast, Teen Moms, Honey Boo Boo, all reality tv...
Stop Making Stupid People Famous. Please? Honey Boo Boo? The Kardashians?
Stop making stupid people famous..no but really! Just Stop It!
Stop making stupid people famous. #Honey Boo Boo #Jersey Shore
I wonder if this means for anger management, or just for parties? I am leaning towards parties. :) That would be awesome!
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Laughter is the medicine for all ailments. This made me giggle. Good morning all!
Stress reliever for nursing school? I say YES! This would be AWESOME!
Stress relief served with a baseball bat and chocolates!
OMG! Stress relief all day! That would be awesome!
that would be awesome stress relief at least.
So true. Or punching bags...
So true! and baseball bats!
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Rejection doesn't mean it's the end of the road, it just means you took the wrong route.
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so very tired of being rejected by those I only want to show love - how does the Lord do it every single minute of the day... closed doors
<3 Amen...I believe God desires for us to speak to Him and wait for His answers...just as we would if He were physically walking by our side. Trust in Him...He is our Heavenly Father...<3
Heavenly Father. Thank you for the closed doors. Thank you for not allowing me to settle...
Heavenly Father, Thank you for the closed doors. Thank you for not allowing me to settle for second best. Father, every time I thought I was being rejected from something good, you were re-directing me to something better. Father, I pray you will give me peace when frustration creeps in. Father, I pray you will give me the strength to press on when I'm told "no". Father, I thank you for teaching me that "no" is just a step to a bigger and better "YES". In Jesus' name, Amen.
Heavenly Father,....Thank you for the closed doors
Thank you for closed doors
Thank you Heavenly Father
Thank you Lord...
Except I am NOT a people person. I don't really care if you're stupid or not.
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yeah... the story of my life. I've let so many stupid people go. Oh and im not an energy vampire person either. I say NO to bad energies and moaning. (but yes to dancing, glitter, champagne awesomeness and rockn'roll)
Surprisingly. a lot of people fall into the "stupid people person" category. Or even the " 'I hate you and I'm not afraid to tell you' people" category. That one, I will admit, has large quantity of people in it...
It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.
definitely not a stupid people person...so true
Well said. Ditto! So true!!!
It's true! story of my life!
People person #stupidpeople