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Someone said to me, 'You're hard on your kids.' Yeah, that's why they aren't little assholes. | See more about one day and people.

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"My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away" haha

Art Funny Confession Ecard: Some people should be very thankful that I can control the crazy. my-dop

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I'm having one of those days where sounds, peoples faces, and simply just being awake annoys me.