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MY LIFE.

There's plenty of fish in the sea. I just suck and fishing. we suck at fishing!

Tipe of boy

you're the type of boy i'd make a sandwich for. Cause Lord knows if some random lazy ass scrub asks me to make him a damn sandwich I will go OFF on his ass. But you, sweetie. turkey or ham?

Pretty much explains me lol

No, I am not single. I am in a long distance relationship, because my boyfriend lives in the future………… good quotes about being a single christian

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I call my cat a traitor because he will leave me to go cuddle with my sister.

True statement!

1947 edition MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET Antique Book 1ST PRINTING xmas SANTA CLAUS ♥

It's so funny how exercise helps you live longer because whenever I exercise, it makes me feel like I am dying!

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in 3 different ways and all were slow and painful. I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times - handling rude customers at work.

I couldn't decide which board to put this on, but I chose quotes because nutella is NOT to be taken lightly.

I couldn't decide which board to put this on, but I chose quotes because nutella is NOT to be taken lightly. thats why i made a nutella board

forgive me

Story of my life. That's true.I'm SO awkward around people i find attractive. I can't seem to look them in the eyes without giggling.he just thinks i'm awkward and this is about someone else.

Jajajajaja queda peor de como estaba. I did not write that spanish, but I decided to leave it anyway cuz I don't know what it says.  It might be important.

Story of my life. Funny quote lol my room was clean but then I had to decide what to wear!

Women spend more time thinking about what men think than men actually spend thinking.

"Women spend more time thinking about what men think than men actually spend thinking. should I put this under my TRUTH board?

That would be helpful. Even though I'm pretty sure my crush likes me

Cupid - We seriously NEED to chat. First of all, PLEASE work on your terrible aim! Thanks Cupid!

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The first time I rapped all of Lose Yourself by Eminem. That awesome feeling of how gangster you are the first time you rap your favorite part of a song without screwing up.

HA just got done with mr asshole

PrettyBitchProblems on

No, I havent met mr. but i have met, mr liar mr player mr asshole & mr douchebag

And then everyone looks at you strange because you can't talk and sit there clapping like a retarded seal...

Story of my Life! I do this, seriously, all the time. The worst part is: when you actually do finish the story and no one else laughs.

Point

I miss you like an idiot misses a point. With our busy schedules, just want to say I miss you always!

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