nice

Amen!

Crazy

Haha! So true

Wine.

Also I'm out of Vodka lol.

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Oh so true

I didn't text you. My friend Captain Morgan did.

......yup.....

... where were all the Disney moms? Baaahaha

You're right, I am not going to argue with you any more...Clearly my vodka is no match for your fucktard punch.

Shiturday...needed this in my younger days!

yup!

True

Pretty much!

I wish I found 80 dollars in my pocket!

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hahahaha! so true