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Too true.

Everything i like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive or impossible essencials-for-life

need to make this asap

"I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned" This and many other fun wooden box signs are available at Wishful Living.

truth!

So true. funny quote about women. For more jokes and hilarious quotes for women visit www.

Zooey Deschanel quote

Zooey Deschanel on ideal world and waking up - Funny quote by Zooey Deschanel: "In an ideal world no one would talk before People would just hug, because waking up is really hard.

trying to be Superwoman just does not work

Today's modern woman * Clean house * Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime) * Fit, trim & well-groomed * Works full time * Laundry done & put away * Great sex life * . pick any two

 Everytime I walk into my garage... I hate black widows! EEEK! (can't get a hold of our pest control guy).

I don't like spiders and snakes, but.act like a black belt when I walk into a spider web

"Shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist!"

Paint on closet wall to always remember after some major retail therapy: "Shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist"

Totally!!!!! @Breanne Greever @Michelle Hirsch

Story of my life. My sister, mom, and I love target lol

LOL :)

That's my life a lot of the time now that I live in Australia. All the Aussie accents are tough to understand at times.especially when they talk fast!

YeeeeeeeeeeP!  Pretty much nailed it!

this is my life.Gosh,all Moms are amazing. They have to put up with their crazy kids. My Mom must be like SuperMom if she can put up with someone like me.

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