I DO NOT DRINK! This just made me laugh.
My happy place is at home - funny quotes - http://jokideo.com/my-happy-place-is-at-home-funny-quotes/
how would my friends know I loved them?
Funny~quotes~wine haha love it!
#theforceawakens but not without #coffee
Previously: Or he's the first horse hipster, and wants out of the corporate runaround. Literally. #horsehumor #cokevspepsi #showjumping
And that was the last time they did that
"As a bartender, I have no issues taking away your keys, calling a cab, or if you wait til I'm off I'll drive you home. Just don't drink and drive."
No more reading funny quotes quote lol funny quote funny quotes humor. Am I rambling on? Again! Oops, drinking again!!!
This for Cate because she recited this line for a week and we never got tired of it