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It may look like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to go away.

So then they handcuffed me and said 'Anything you say can and will be held against you.' So I said 'Channing Tatum'.

If they aren't going to let me drink at work, then they shouldn't let fucktards work here.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I don't know why everyone keeps saying they're trying to bring sexy back when I'm right here. I never even left. aw so funny