Oh goodness. Giggles.

When you're driving and realize you're lost, so you turn down the music like 'Shhh, Luke Bryan. I can't shake it for you right now, I'm lost'. Not the lost part but the I can't shake it right now lol

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: The Inner Monologue of a Pinner: 'I want to sew!' 'No, I want to workout.' 'Wait, is that a mason jar?' 'Oh f*ck it, now I want cake.'

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: The Inner Monologue of a Pinner: 'I want to sew!' 'No, I want to workout.' 'Wait, is that a mason jar?' 'Oh f*ck it, now I want cake.

I don't run. And if you ever see me run, you should start running too. Because something is probably chasing me. | Sports Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Sports Ecard: I don't run. And if you ever see me run, you should start running too. Because something is probably chasing me.

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play.. 'Drop it like it's hot'.

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play: "Drop it Like It's Hot". And if you could have Snoop sing it, that would be awesome!

Hahaha! but really I ran 2 miles and ate 4 doughnuts...

Funny Confession Ecard: Ran my first this morning. Just kidding I'm on my third donut. yup thats me!

I stopped believing for a little while this morning. Journey is gonna be so pissed when they find out.

Don't Stop Believin Hold on to that feelin. This cracked me up

Funny Confession Ecard: Compulsive Pinterest Verbalization (CPV): The compulsion to verbally share EVERYTHING you see on Pinterest with your spouse.

or boyfriend. or roommate. or floormates. or friends. or random person walking down the street lol so true

When I say I'm busy, what I really mean is I'm staying home so I can sit bra-less and watch Law and Order : SVU.

Actually for me. it's sit bra-less and watch Criminal Minds. the same Criminal Minds I've seen 10 other times before. :) Love me some Criminal Minds.

Funny Friendship Ecard: The residue of last night's 'smoky eye' is this morning's 'hooker murdered in a back alley' eye.

the residue of last night's "smokey eye" is this morning's "hooker murdered in a back alley" eye. OMG thins made me laugh out loud, because it really happens to me.

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