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Husbands hear the same thing.

I must need an interpreter because when I say "Hurry, put your shoes on and get in the car", my kids hear, "It's a good time to poop.

I don't care who you marry because I am not a hate filled religious control freak who enjoys destroying freedom and forcing others to live as I dictate.

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You have to be just sneaky enough to make sure they're alive, but quiet enough that they don't see you and start with the, "Mom, mom, mom's"

Funny Family Ecard: That moment when your kids are playing quietly in their…

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Its leftovers night. Well save money and wont waste food. Translation: I dont feel like cooking.

My bathing suit told me to go to the gym, but my sweat pants were like "nah girl, you're good."

My bathing suit told me to go to the gym, but my sweat pants were like "nah girl, you're good". My bathing suit is going to beat the crap out of my sweat pants.

enough said...

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Bring on the warmer temperatures! Oh wait. I'm too fat for summer right now.

Long toenails gross me out!!!

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Please do not wear flip flops if your feet look like you could swoop out of the sky & snatch your dinner from a lake.

Just had a Tupperware party this week.   They are 70yrs old this year.  Great product!  I really do try to eat what I store in it.  How very blessed we are!  Thank you, Jesus!

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

Things a mom would never say

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Funny parenting ecard.... Naps

So True! Funny Apology Ecard: Just as an FYI, I won't be needing naps anymore. Good luck getting your shit done while I'm awake!

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Do Americans really want to beat their kids? Once upon a time, Mommies & Daddies could beat their kid's asses so they learned to respect others. But these days they can't and that's why so many people suck.

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