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Paul and I should have done this at the Macaroni Grill the other night!!! Funny thing is, there were 7 servers just walking all around us giving us the side glance. We walked out after 20 minutes.

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'Neighbors' Doormat



Said no one ever.

One time I thought I heard that, but actually it turned out that person was having a seizure.


I'm not a stalker...

My mom had always told me I would make a great Private Investigator.


That awkward moment...

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If I hold the door open for you and you don't say thank you, you will hear me say this! Biggest pet peeve