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I love getting lost in a great romance novel. Then my husband farts, tells me he loves me, and brings me back to my real life. Awesome. Not so much with the romance novels anymore but, yeah, I'll be in the middle of a great love story and then *bam* reality! Lol I do love him, though.

Oh wait, there is no cure for narcissistic personality disorder...

Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes I wish I could be a decent and well-behaved woman, but simply I can not.