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Exactly!

Could we change "mommy" to "teacher"!

My parenting logic...

Screaming children make me want to poke them in the eye with a flaming stick.

Maybe more

I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 5 years in a row. your ecards

this would be you at my work haha

Doesn't swivel, but it rolls like a champ!

When Mommy finally gets up to spank your butt, that's when you know... Shit just got real.

So, SO true. I remember when my Mom got off the couch, I had messed up.

Somedays this is how I feel #funny #laughs @iheartbbq http://instagram.com/pigofthemonth

And knowing my kids it would end up in the dirty laundry basket, i. the bedroom floor, without ever being used!

Who is this child following me around acting batshit crazy??? Weird

I love my children.I love my children.I love my children.

Haha (I told Sutton this one time and he just looked at me and didn't know what to say!)

I have a feeling a mommy time out and mommy juice will be needed by 6 pm:)

i made this pin! <3

Funny Confession Ecard: I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. I'm like 'Bitch, what if I was freestyling.

THIS IS SO MY FRIENDS AND I . fuuuuuck. @monicabaker, @hannahmoen, @carriegoffinet, @lovrany

I think every girl thinks this at one point in their life.

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