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Funny!! No kidding

the lesbian couple that live a block or two over who have the landscaping that i love - one of their cars is COVERED in bumper stickers.so so funny! one of us is going to need to buy an electric car and get a bunch of bumper stickers.

the great outdoors.

I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios! Lol -- if patios said PORCHES this would be perfect for the BU Music dept! Porch parties -- I miss them!

"I'm too pretty to work." Plus my husband told me the other day that he doesn't want me to go back to work.

I laughed out loud, and then made my husband look at this picture.  He simply chortled.  Does this mean I like beer more than him, or that I like to LAUGH about beer more than him.

This is the truth of the matter: “I’m outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios”. Birthday gift anyone?

@Alexandria Cutie... Thank you gorda!!! I love you to the moon and back...  The beginning of a beautiful friendship.

The beginning of a beautiful friendship. The beginning of a beautiful friendship. The beginning of a beautiful friendship.

There are no words... This is one of those moments that if it should chance to come along and you are the mother of the poor child, you are deeply conflicted about,   a.) what your face and vocal reaction should be like   b.) whether you have time to grab your camera before shooing the creature and soothing the traumatized child   ;-P

"Sometimes life is scary. Especially when you have a bird on your head". I have a friend who would look just like this if a bird landed on her head.

too true, despite the fact that it should say "woman" and not "women". Grammar people

So true. funny quote about women. For more jokes and hilarious quotes for women visit www.

I Have PMS and GPS.

I have PMS & GPS, which means I am a bitch and I will find you. Haha I laughed so hard

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