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I like this but it annoys me... I'm not hysterical. I'm not hilarious either. What I am is hilariously funny. (Maybe.) :)

My mom tells me I'm too intimidating all the time...at least now I know that it's because I am awesome!

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom . . . until they're flashing behind you.