Funny Confession Ecard: Compulsive Pinterest Verbalization (CPV): The compulsion to verbally share EVERYTHING you see on Pinterest with your spouse.

Funny Confession Ecard: Compulsive Pinterest Verbalization (CPV): The compulsion to verbally share EVERYTHING you see on Pinterest with your spouse.

My diet can best be described as, 'unchaperoned child at a birthday party.'

My diet can best be described as, 'unchaperoned child at a birthday party.'

Dear Jesus, forgive me for not hitting LIKE on my friends Hit like if you love Jesus post. I really do like you.

Dear Jesus, forgive me for not hitting LIKE on my friends Hit like if you love Jesus post. I really do like you.

So me today running on 4 hrs of sleep! Got back from vacation yesterday, worked last night, picked up the pup, and went to work this am at 7. So. Much. To. Clean.

So me today running on 4 hrs of sleep! Got back from vacation yesterday, worked last night, picked up the pup, and went to work this am at 7. So. Much. To. Clean.

I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today. On the front they say 'I would do anything for love.' On the back 'But I won't do that.' hahahaha

I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today. On the front they say 'I would do anything for love.' On the back 'But I won't do that.' hahahaha

Yes, I know I'm the meanest mom in the world. They made me sign a contract before I could bring you home from the hospital.

Yes, I know I'm the meanest mom in the world. They made me sign a contract before I could bring you home from the hospital.

According to this BMI chart... I am too short. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

According to this BMI chart... I am too short. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

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