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When someone stares at me, I assume they are taking notes.... On how to be fabulous.....ahhhh!!!! too funny!!!!

Yeah, my bad. Normal doesn't happen here. Just a liiiiiiittttttle exaggeration....

hahahaha yes. true story. that or fall dislocate my ankle and break it on both sides .... oh wait that was just running to the garage , yeah id die running for my life LOL

Please don't hate me my beautiful blonde friends...the brains are all i have ;)

I've got some serious sassy pants on today. WATCH OUT! I feel bad for all of my coworkers. #Sorry

It's a SCIENTIFIC FACT: Never tell a woman she's crazy, unless you want to see crazy.

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This is an actual thing. Sarcasm has feelings too, and it settles deep within my gut when not released.

..and God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world..then he made the Earth round...and he laughed and laughed...