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eCard--"I have enough clothes and shoes, I don't need to go shopping", said no women ever. So true

ALL THE. TIME

Funny Confession Ecard: You look great, but don't see anyone out you know. You wear no makeup, have messy hair and dirty clothes on and suddenly it's like a fucking reunion.

My daddy used to say I ordered by the price on the menu. ;)

This is SO ME it's not even a joke. Except, instead of spiritual gift I think it's more a curse

You my dear, are the Muthafuckin Shit.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a Punishment. Now as a Mom, Nap Time Feels like I Won a Vacation!

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confessions of a shopaholic

Funny Family Ecard: I may look quiet and reserved, but if you mess with my kids, I will show you 7 different kinds of crazy.... True Story....

don't mess with my kids or my siblings or nieces and nephews ( I consider them my children as well)

Funny ecard( my husband needs to learn this)

Funny Family Ecard: When a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said. My husband still repeats himself, I'm like, "oh I heard you perfectly!

Yoga pants and a t-shirt... did I just wake up or just get off the treadmill? No one will ever know.

"Yoga pants and a t-shirt. did I just wake up or just get off the treadmill?" - YOUR ECARDS - funny

Funny Family Ecard: Then, I told him, I just need to go to Target real quick. Be back in 10 minutes. Hahahah, and he believed me.....

Funny Family Ecard: Then, I told him, I just need to go to Target real quick. Be back in 10 minutes. Hahahah, and he believed me.

Just so everyone knows if you are outside you are fair game. Some of my favorites so far have been the butt crack  lady, sword lady and the lady that rode the train in only her slip. Half the time I don't even pretend I'm not taking a picture.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not a stalker, I just like to secretly take pictures of people with my iPhone so I can text them to my friend and have a good laugh. Marquez this is totally you!

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