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Hehe, I plan on being senile one day

If youre crazy and you know it

If youre crazy and you know it shake your meds! If youre crazy and you know it shake your meds! If youre crazy and you know it then your eyes will surely show it, if youre crazy and you know it shake your meds

Don't let your affection give you an infection. Put some protection on that erection. | Somewhat Topical Ecard

Free and Funny News Ecard: Don't let your affection give you an infection. Put some protection on that erection.

Flirting with my boyfriend will result with a HIGH FIVE to your face!

Free and Funny News Ecard: Oh, I'm a Pacifist, alright. I'm about to pass a fist across your face.

When I grow up, I want to be Betty White.

WHEN I GROW UP, I WANT TO BE…

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Dad cooks a deer and doesn't tell the kids what it is. He gives one clue. It's what your mother calls me. The boy yells, it's a fucking dick, don't eat it!

Oh that is so great... BAHAHAHA I know a few people like this LMAO

Ecard: Well aren't you just a fun little lollipop triple dipped in psycho. Hahahahaha I so know people this reminds me of!

too funny!!

Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

I can't tell if I'm dealing well with my life these days or I just don't give a shit anymore.

Haha yep

Maybe your dick is so small because you took of it and shoved it into your personality. This makes me laugh every time I read it :)

Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.

the lesbian couple that live a block or two over who have the landscaping that i love - one of their cars is COVERED in bumper stickers.so so funny! one of us is going to need to buy an electric car and get a bunch of bumper stickers.

Your Weight Destiny: How Can You Beat Your “Fat Genes” and Finally Get in Shape

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Its not that diabetes, heart disease and obesity runs in your family. Its that no one runs in your family.

I wish I were brave enough to be this honest sometimes!

ya, I know this guy. I see those penis enlarging pills are working - you're a bigger dick today than you were yesterday

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