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Bedtime story. Looks like I need a new board. I'll call it "Fantasies that will never happen". Hee hee.
Anne Taintor - ...and then the children cleaned their rooms, got mommy her drink, and went straight to bed. The End. Best. Bedtime Story. Ever.
Best bedtime story ever!.... To bad my children make an alternive end every time'
Bedtime story. Hehe. (with a little help from nyquil! - for the kiddies)
Bedtime story... Anne Taintor captions
A Fairy tale with a happy ending!
A fairytale happy ending
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(and then the man in my life acted like I had been sitting on the couch eating bon-bons all day!)
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Lol story of my life
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lil' billy is too young to be mommy's dd
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"Hurry, dear... If you miss the bus you'll have to walk 'cause mommy can't drink and drive." That's hilariously terrible.
hahaha - good thing we have a walking school bus!
Mommy look at me!!!!
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Funny thing is I remember doing this to my Mom !
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Too funny!! Wish I heard that story when I was young . This is for you Kristen!
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Shortest Fairy Tale - Once upon a time, a man asked a girl to marry him, the girl said "no!" And she lived happily ever after, and went shopping, dancing and drinking. She always had a clean house, never cooked and looked fabulous all the time. The End
I pinned this under "Funny Stuff", but I think I need a new board called, "Yeah, That's Right" or "Truth". LOL
Maybe it's time to re-think those ole fairy tales ... some of them turn out to be nightmares instead... pick and choose your own reality and live happily ever after...
This is quite possibly the best bedtime story ever told.
I wish my Mom would have read me this bedtime story
Appropriate bedtime stories for my granddaughter.
My life. Happily ever after, forever alone. haha
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Girl truths: I've seen lots of Disney movies. If she offers you an apple, say "no". (Miranda Lambert, Blake Shelton, Lady GaGa)
hahahahaha. I've seen lots of Disney movies. If she offers you an apple say no. Lady gaga, Blake shelton, Miranda lambert. Awards, Snow White.
Why just why would you put Miranda lambert and Blake shelton princess And prince of country and lady gaga the princess of pop next to each other ??? Ahh society ...
I just can't get over lady gaga sitting next to Miranda lambert and Blake shelton. That is such an odd combo!
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Poor Miranda, could she look any more uncomfortable. Lady Gaga, we get it you're a psycho.
If Lady Gaga, Miranda Lambert, and Blake Shelton starred in a disney movie
Lol too funny! I love Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert! and lady gaga :D
this is my life.
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I'm on a very tight schedule of not getting anything done. Lol! ....True so far today, except 6:30 a.m. Breakfast & lunch for hubby!!! ;) - vintage retro funny quotes
I'm on a very tight schedule of not getting anything done. My life with MS! Just have to roll with it....
I'm on a very tight schedule of not getting anything done. - vintage retro funny quotes
this is so true......I'm on a very tight schedule of not getting anything done.
I'm on a very tight schedule of not getting anything done. Blunt card
story of my life ... tight schedule #funny #bluntcard #retro
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ahhhh, yes ~ love a mommy with a side of attitude!!
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Magnets from Anne Taintor: what am I making for supper? why, sweetie, I'm making whatever the hell I want served with a side of eat it or starve...omg this is sooooo my mother!!!
Anne Taintor - what am I making for supper? why, sweetie, I'm making whatever the hell I want served with a side of eat it or starve
the kids are always asking (and complaining when it's not pizza), and my response is whatever i put on your plates. Anne Taintor!
Seems like something my mother would say when I was a kid lol. Except in a slightly nicer, but louder, way.
...and that's exactly why my kids are not picky eaters.
"What's for supper?" This makes me giggle.
My mother growing up!
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or any tasty adult beverage ;)
So do choosy non-mothers
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Auuh YES, another day in Paradise for the vintage housewife :)
Another day in paradise.. - Anne Taintor
HA! 50's housewife humor :)
Too good. #50shousewife
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Shoebox Blog Cartoon "I'm Afraid You Have What's Known as 'Children." :) so true but I love them all so!!!
this is SO. TRUE. Only my mom manages to look this way without the "ugly" factor ;-) B/c she's awesome like that lol
I'm afraid you have what's known as "children" .......... "Children" the global pandemic! Mothers are most susceptible to complications, however the disorder may strike fathers as well (usually in back-pocket area).
I remember being like this when my kids were small and going to my Doctor. She said the same thing to me! HAHAHAHA!: Quotes, Funny Stuff, Children, Funnies, Humor, Mom, Kid
#Mob, our last post for Mother's Day! If you were that child that made your mom feel like this, make sure you spoil her this Mother's Day. www.shavemob.com #ShaveSmarter
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Been there. Done that.
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Magnets from Anne Taintor: walk faster... the children are catching up... i know a few people who'd enjoy this
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I feel like they secretly felt this back then...i would have, funny stuff
LMFAO!! By Anne Taintor, queen of retro humor!
Walk faster! Vintage retro funny quote
Makes me giggle every time!
Anne Taintor captions: hopes and dreams would only distract me from making these awesome casseroles
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hahahahaha idk why i think these are so funny, because my hopes and dreams are ABOUT making awesome casseroles.
Anne Taintor captions: hopes and dreams would only distract me from making these awesome casseroles Hopes and dreams, what the hell are those things?
Magnets from Anne Taintor: hopes and dreams would only distract me from making these awesome casseroles
I typed hopes and dreams into the search box. this happened.
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You say tomato ...
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Mmmm, a Bloody Mary sound good right now.
tomato, Bloody Mary....sounds same to me!
Vintage retro humor ~ Anne Taintor
Only way I eat tomatoes
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Yes, I did. I did laugh out loud, sitting here all by myself when I read this. I love when something is so funny!
Bwhahaha <-- funny thing is, it is just my real personality
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Lacy and I just laughed over this last month! So true
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So funny and so true!
story of my life...
You gotta set those boundaries.
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now remember, sweetheart... if you lose another lunchbox Mommy will have to sell you to pirates - Anne Taintor
Anne Taintor → now remember, sweetheart...if you lose another lunchbox Mommy will have to sell you to pirates
Jordan tends to lose things....
hold on to that lunchbox, kid!
Selling kids to pirates
they're not free kiddo!
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