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Story of my life: "A Balanced Diet is a Glass of Wine in each hand.

Always room for more wine

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half full or half empty. There is clearly room for more wine.

Aahh.  But they weren't hidden, they were laid in the middle of the road in plain sight.  Remember 1972, Bark River, MI.  RIP.

I LOVE YOU When I' m bored, I send a text to a random number saying "I hid the body." No i dont fuck y

Actually...not the WORST idea I've ever heard...lol.  Should be under "cleaning tips?"

Today's housekeeping tip: Always keep several get well cards on the mantel. That way, if unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean.

There's Always Time For A Glass Of Wine - inspirational art print via Etsy- click on image- view- save as!

There's Always Time For A Glass Of Wine by PrintRevolution quote so true si.

Alcohol! Because no great story....

Alcohol because no great story started with someone eating a salad! Haha I want a sign like this

I usually say "I like cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food." lol!

Cooking with wine! Who am I kidding. I don't cook. I just like the wine.