Will cocktails be served at your daughter's princess party or shall I tailgate in your driveway?

Will cocktails be served at your daughter's princess party or shall I tailgate in your driveway?

One day my patience will run out, and I will punch you in the face. Very Hard.

One day my patience will run out, and I will punch you in the face. Very Hard.

I can't walk the walk, or talk the talk, but if you need someone to drink that drink, I am your girl!

I can't walk the walk, or talk the talk, but if you need someone to drink that drink, I am your girl!

Funny Reminders Ecard: Some days should come with a warning label: Today is going to suck, so bring alcohol.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Some days should come with a warning label: Today is going to suck, so bring alcohol.

We are going to Hell in Gasoline Underwear for what we just said about her ugly baby.

We are going to Hell in Gasoline Underwear for what we just said about her ugly baby.

When I'm old(er) ... I'm not going to sit around knitting ... I'm going to  .... http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/73/e1/50/73e1507052dc0485ffefa78e5c08d1b4.jpg

When I'm old(er) ... I'm not going to sit around knitting ... I'm going to .... http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/73/e1/50/73e1507052dc0485ffefa78e5c08d1b4.jpg

Thanks for going out of your way to unfriend me on facebook, your passive-agressive way of ending of our friendship really took some balls.

Thanks for going out of your way to unfriend me on facebook, your passive-agressive way of ending of our friendship really took some balls.

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