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I appreciate your friendship so much that if we ever got into a fist fight I'd totally try my best to avoid your face.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I consider our friendship strong enough for me to talk to you on the phone while sitting on the toilet.

Funny Friendship Ecard: My nonexistent balls

Funny Breakup Ecard: It's fine. I just checked, and you're totally better looking than his new girlfriend. Snaggletooth bitch...

Funny Friendship Ecard: I just knew we'd be friends forever from the moment I discovered that you also have no filter for your bitchy and sarcastic thoughts.