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That’ll do, donkey. That’ll do.

Neighbor has donkey that will chase you down ghe driveway until you pet it This makes me so happy. You just don't understand.

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Exercise Fitness Plan - Funny Custom T Shirt - BACON

@Taylor Gilreath


Thanks but I’ll pass…

In kindergarten I said my favorite food was Hershey's an ass cream.....I forgot how to spell ice


Why it’s good to be single…

made me feel a tad bit better about being single forever

Oh I'm in a 'pissy mood'... Sorry that rainbows and gumdrops aren't flying out of my ass today!

Dick Clark has died. We can no longer ring in the New year. Well played, Mayans. Well played.