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if you don't know who Ryan Lochte is...you had best be googling that shit right now. Seriously. Do it.

So THAT'S why parents wae up teenagers! Now I think I might have to wake up my boys when they reach that age.....

I don't know if I agree, which is the sad thing really because this would be one of the hardest decisions of my life. SERIOUSLY!!! :)

Free, Thinking Of You Ecard: I actually give LOTS of fucks. Tons of them. I'm a prostitute of feelings.

Men expect women to look like Victoria's Secret models. Well fine, then I think we should expect men to look like the US Olympic swim team. AYYYYYYMEN!