LOL . . . ah the clever ways students invent to avoid doing their work on time . . . just ask for a freaking extension - 90% of teachers are understanding if you have a better reason than "I couldn't do it because I was getting drunk"
How to adult<<This is awesome. Also GUYS hydrogen peroxide gets out blood. Like seriously just put some on and put it in the washer (if it can't be put in the washer, let it soak for a little while and then scrub it until it come out-repeat if necessary)