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I've often thought this after I said something I probably shouldn't have. Ive probably pinned this before......

What is it Rodney Atkins sang? Oh yeah, "Talked to a Genie in a bottle of Jim Beam and she LIED to you!" hahaha this whole thing totally made it chortle at work. Tori Sdao Alcala-Martini

When a women sys "do whatever you want" do NOT do whatever you want.

In alcohol's defense I've also done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too, like get married the second time.

I like how Miranda's way on the other side of her chair holding on to Blake....and what's up with that death stare, anyway?

so true, I see people do this all the time in Seattle, not me though, I wear sweaters as long as I possibly can

Flowers say "I'm sorry." Louis Vuitton says "I've learned my lesson." | Apology Ecard | someecards.com

So I heard you're a player. Nice to meet you... I'm the coach ;)

My medicine.....lol.

Oh, you want to lose 3 lbs for bikini season? I had to eat raw carrots for lunch just to squeeze back into my fat jeans. WALK AWAY.

So true. This is how I feel when I think of all the preparation that goes into getting myself and children ready to leave the house.