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Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me. Create and send your own custom Friendship ecard.

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits.  The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Too funny, but mine should say.the rest of the bottle is for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves!

I hate when skinny people call themselves fat just to get compliments. Bitch just shut up and eat that sandwich.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate when skinny people call themselves fat just to get compliments. Bitch just shut up and eat that sandwich.

Funny Confession Ecard: I tried cooking with wine for the first time last night. After 5 glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitchen.

Funny Confession Ecard: I tried cooking with wine for the first time last night. After 5 glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitche.

Bahaha awesome!

A wine glass for those who love wine. Closest thing to a never ending glass of wine I've ever seen. I want.

This is one reason we're friends. We understand each others love for wine. @Lauren McGregor Downs

A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

I would actually look forward to Mondays

In addition to Casual Friday, I propose: Punch a Coworker Monday, No Pants/Shirt Tuesday, Drunk at Work Wednesday, and Call in Sick Thursday.

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Ive learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress... Just kidding, Im on my third glass of wine.

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Ive learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress. Just kidding, Im on my third glass of wine.

My Life Motto: Coffee, Water, Wine, Repeat

My Life Motto: Coffee, Water, Wine, Repeat

Funny Confession Ecard: Coffee keeps me busy until it's acceptable to drink wine. Haha - too funny!

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You can order wine at McDonald's in Europe! Unfortunately, it is not named McWine. Marketing opportunity = missed.

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