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I talk like a sailor...true story lol

Funny Confession Ecard: Just because I have the vocabulary of a well educated sailor, doesn't mean I'm not a lady.

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

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FAT Truth #5

"Whoever said 'nothing tastes as good as skinny feels' has clearly never had cupcakes, or wine, or chocolate, or pizza!" Definitely the cupcakes and chocolate and pizza part!

LOL by vny

By the power vested in me I now pronounce you *blocked* and *deleted* You may now kiss my ass.

Funny Family Ecard: I pin more food and sarcastic comments than anything. People must think I am one fat bitch.

truth is.I pin the food that I can't eat. As soon as I am better though.look out food I have 20 pounds to put back on!

Haha. This reminds me of Sky...he has some old high school stories that could relate to this pin.

Free and Funny News Ecard: I wish it was socially acceptable to throw water balloons at people who annoy me. Like, I don't want to hurt you, but I do want to ruin your day.

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Funny Confession Ecard: No lunch for me. I'm on a new diet called, 'I have Five Dollars till Friday.

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