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And Pay half the bills while also having to incur all of the expenses that come with being a woman!-nails, hair,etc. lol!!

Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout.

Someone said to me, 'You're hard on your kids.' Yeah, that's why they aren't little assholes.

Sometimes I feel down, then I remember I have big boobs and it makes everything better.