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When this happens, I put on my workout clothes, tennis shoes and watch video on workout motivation and women fit body pictures - this helps me a lot!

Allow me to place you on a brief hold while I shoot myself in the face.

Allow me to place you on a brief hold while I shoot myself in the face. this is us having to answer stupid questions at work

When someone says 'I forgot to eat', I think you must be a special kind of stupid. I plan my entire day around eating.

Free, Confession Ecard: When someone says "I forgot to eat", I think you must be a special kind of stupid. I plan my entire day around eating.

I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me. lol story of my life!

Tupperware

I would rather buy new tupperware, than bother to open this one to clean out whatever this used to be. Also, I like new Tupperware.

Dieting is when you eat food that makes you sad.

Dieting is when you eat food that makes you sad.

'If you want to go running with me, you better be prepared to walk a lot.' Hahahaha.  I love it.

If you want to go running with me, you'd better be prepared to walk a lot. Because I walk a lot.

@Ashley Moon, for all of your recent craftiness! :)

Encouragement Ecard: There should be a DID THIS button on . complete with loud applause when you click it.

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