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Funny Breakup Ecard: It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a psycho for the rest of your life.

Dear Lord, Thank you for my sick sense of humor and ...

Dear Lord, Thank you for my sick sense of humor and sarcasm←. I feel bad every time I laugh. Sort of. typo on card ☹←

Let's just leave this right here....

Quick check your face, because I just found a nose in my business.to bad it's usually my nose.

So true about people at this school....thus I eat alone, a lot! Which doesnt bother me really at all...lol

People who feel this is true got it wrong! Its not that your shy or won't talk to people! It's that most people won't talk to you! You have a very unfriendly personality! People stay away!

Yeap. Sorry not sorry.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm a bitch, and I own that shit like a motherfucker.

Facebook is not a clothesline. Be a Dear and air your dirty laundry elsewhere...ouch

Clean laundry is hung on a clothesline. You would have to replace clothesline with hamper. And that's not funny.

We should probably get therapy for all of these issues we conceal with humor.

We should probably get therapy for all of these issues we conceal with humour. , just sayin.

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Funny Independence Day Ecard: I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom.until they're flashing behind you.

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